Celebrity Big Brother.......Egotistical Celebrities

Bloody hell, it is that time again, were the sensible, intelligent people have to endure the braindead idiots who like the awful programme called Big Brother. The House mates of this horribily stupid programme this time are the following C-list celebrities are:

1) Faria Alam:

Most famous for having an affair with England manager Sven and a media scandal linking her to FA Chief Exec Mark Palios.....so girls, if you want to be classed as a Celebrity just go and find a famous man, have an affair and sex with him and then tell the press, before getting yourself invovled in some serious scandal....

2) Micahel Barrymore:

Alright'.......I remember watching him on television when I was younger....ah yea...and that was before the dead man was found in his pool.......and if I am correct there is also a pool in the Big Brother house...........


3) Traci Bingham:

Who? Oh she is appearently an actress and model......Though what she acted is beyond me.

4)Pete Burns:

Is famous for singing in adverts.. "I especally like Irn Bru, even though I use to be a man....even though I use to be a man"


5) Rula Lenska:

An Actress....I assume she acted in something or other....though I never heard of her.........

6)Maggot:

Famous because his mother had a cruel sense of humour and named him Maggot assumingly...

7) Jodie Marsh:

Famous for being a model in page 3 and lad marks....oh and is an anti-bullying campaigner (Good for her! I was bullied myself)

8)Samuel Preston:

A lead Singer in some group I never heard off...and dount anyone has heard off...ever

9)Dennis Rodman:

Famous in America for Basketball......never heard of him here

10)George Galloway MP:

He is loony left winger, that gives real and propoer left wing socialists like myself a bad name. Galloway has also decided to show utter contempt for the people who voted him into the House of Commons and not to represent them, but to go into the Big Brother House instead to forward his own Celeb and feed his ego.


11)Chantelle:

She is only Pretending to be a celebrity and is not really one.....so she is exactly the same as the other 10 in that case. She has a very easy job of fooling the others that she is a celebrity.....since the others are not really celebrities themselves that should be a pretty easy job for her...

Oh well; lets just hope that someone drops a bomb on the house and wipe them all out.....


Random fact:

Train passengers in the UK waited a total of 11.5m minutes in 2004 for delayed services.