Royal Family Form a Trade Union

Inspired by Prince William joining a Trade Union http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16387986%26method=full%26siteid=94762%26headline=brother%2dwills-name_page.html

The royals have set out to form there own Trade Union. In a statement, a spokesperson for the royals said:
"For all too long the royals have been discriminated against, you have horrid people like those at www.throneout.com. We are just like any normal people. ok, we might live in a big palace, have a lot of taxes payers money, ride around in an expensive train, cover up media stories, inbreed (Why should we want to breed with peasents?), get preferencial treatment in the military, education and from law enforcement officers, but apart from that we are just like any normal people, just that bit better."

The Royal Trade Union, which name is still to be decided, has established 10 aims to do the following to promote the well being of the royals:

1)Abolish anti-royalist sentiments
2)Establish clear powers for the royals.
3)Stop the Prime Minister from demanding a dissovlution of Parliament
4)Establish a world wide network of Royal Family Unions, to promote the well being of royals everywhere
5)Increase in the tax payers money to the royals.
6)Return of beheading people
7)War on France
8)Prince Philp allowed to become Minister of Political Correctness
9)Fox Hunting to be made legal and extended to badger baiting, cock fighting, Peasents hunting,Culling of the staff of the Daily Mirror, torture and beheading of people that look a bit anti-royal...
10)The Queen Mother to be made a saint.


The Royals has threaterned there first industrial Action, for Christmas day, saying that unless their demands are meet, the Queen will drone on and on and on and on with the speech, for longer then she already does, threatern to bore everyone to death even more.

Number 10 Downing Street was unable to comment, but high ranking New Labour officals have said that they expect the Prime Minister not to cave into the demands of the Unions, but hopes that the new union will donate money to the Labour Party, since New Labour is the party of the busines....errr working man.


random fact:

The Co-op is the most gung-ho organisation.....In China, gung-ho means "work together," and was the name given to the Association of Chinese Industrial Co-operatives, founded in 1938. It was adopted as a slogan by the US Marine Corps Second Raider Battalion in 1942, and subsequently became US slang for 'overenthusiastic' or 'zealous'.