Bird Watching, Now an Extreme sport!

I envy anyone mad even now-a-days to go bird watching or to have a bird table in there garden.....with the ever growing threat from the Bird Flu which will wipe over everyone, acording to the media....

We need to take some measures to protect ourselves from certain death! Can I suggest the following?


1)Force the Liberal Democrats to change there logo....having that bird CANNOT be healthy and must be a health risk, a danger to the public.

2)Ban all Easter eggs.... this include Easter Eggs on DVD Films and other media

3)Scramble the RAF to shoot down any birds entering into UK air space, expensive YES, but it is better to be safe then sorry

4)Ken Livingstone will love this one......order the SAS to take over every single pidegon in Trafalgar Square

5)Place any suspectious looking bird in a coop for 60 days without trail or hope of release, and without telling the bird the evidence against them

6)Make the Birds join the Tory Party.....the Tories are a dying party anyway

7)Instead of using "Guys" for Bonfire night, have a cage full of birds which may be infected with the killer virus (the poeople watching the bonfire would beed to be in full enviromental suits, to ensure no infection)

8)Use the birds as a form of Germ Warfare against countries we dont like....Iran for example

9)All Birds are given ASBOs to stop them catching and spreading Bird Flu

10)If Worse comes to Worse, the vaccine is given to the eltie, who then flee to bunkers, the rest are left to die from the killer flu......unfortunetly the elite won't know how to actually run the country once bird flu has passed (and wiped out all the world's population but the elite) and they will soon die of savation (not knowing how to farm....)


Anyway, dont have nightmares.


Random Fact:

Before the Renaissance, three quarters of all the books in the world were in Chinese