I figured out the perfect way to help prevent bird flu, and help the NHS

I have been thinking, I was too soft in my earlier blog entry (Bird Watching now an extreme sport). After hearing about the cases of Bird Flu in China, I though "Hey, maybe we should take a leaf out of the China's book...they don't respect human rights, why should we?"

So, here is my solution to the sitution, you could say this will kill two birds with one stone (in fact, birds faster, before they kill us)

Right, what I think we should do is, instead of giving out free flu jabs, we pretend to give them flu jab, but instead the needle is filled with poison, therefor putting everyone entitled to free flu jabs to death. This would cut down the rate of people who are more likely to catch the flu and we would also cut down the those people using the NHS therefore freeing up more resources.


I think this would be very effective.


(Note: This is not in line with my views with those people, and I know that it is not politically correct, so before the the Political Correctness police come charging in all guns blazing, WAIT! I am sorry, guns is not politically correct either....come in alll words blazing, I put this as a disclaimer...)



Random fact:

Queen Victoria ia not a muggle...The word muggle, way before it was popularised by JK Rowling, was Jazz slang for someone who smoked marijuana. It has been mooted that Queen Victoria did use the drug for medical reasons. For many years her personal physician wrote extensively on cannabis, but if she did take it, it would not have been by smoking, but by drinking it as an extract in alcohol