Some Questions to ponder

Here are some questions to ponder

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the world?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?

If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Just think about those....

Random Fact

Mike Myers, who is now famous for Austin Powers, began his career in inauspicious circumstances alongside Timmy Mallett and Michaela Strachan on The Wide Awake Club. He appeared with comedian Neil Mularkey, as double-act "The Sound Asleep Club".