BREAKING NEWS: Tony Blair in Crisis as Euean beats him in Rock, Paper, Sissors! Power ebbing away saids opportants

More questions are being asked of Tony Blair's power after he lost a game of "Rock, Paper and Sissors" to his son Euean, the shock defeat game when the Prime Minister choose Rock and Euean went for Paper, therefore defeaing Tony's rock.

The Leader of the Oppisition, Michael Howard said "We have a lame duck leader, whose time has run out....but that is enough about me, and the Tory Party....The Prime Minister has again shown an arlaming lack in judgement, he should have thought the move through more carefully, and I would have think that, if he did, he would have choosen Sissors and not gone for the usual knee-jerk reaction of Rock"

The Liberal Democats leader, Charles Kennedy also raised some questions: "This is another sign of Tony Blair's authourity disappering, he should have gone for Paper, or for those voters that prefer Sissor, he should have gone for Sissors, if on the other hand, any potental voters that prefer Rock, then we agree with the Prime Minister on this issue, but we think his timing was wrong and how he implymented it was wrong"


Seeing a TV Carama, Claire Short Labour MP, shoved away the presenter in front of it and stole his mircophone..."It is so nice to be here and for you to interview me, over the disapperance of the Prime Minister, possibly the worse Prime Minsiter we have ever had....ever...ever...! The reccent defeat is a victory for everyone, it shows the the Prrrrime Minister is getting weaker and weaker and it is only a matter of time before he goes and I take power and return Labour back into the party it is meant to be."
This lead to cheers from any Conservatives who was near her.

A Cabinet minister said "These Claims are utterly rubbish, it was his first defeat in 8 years of office, you can't win them all!"



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