Thursday, November 02, 2006

All you need is Love

I see that David Cameron has come up with yet another idea to tackle crime, just show the criminal waving a knife in your face a lot more love.

This is another obvious attempt by the David Cameron to appeal to the liberals (before turning around to his Tory buds and saying that he is not serious, just trying to say it to win....) along with "Hug a Hoody" this is another hair brained scheme that shows that Tories have no substance and not real policies beyond that of saying anything to win, and trying to appeal to everyone be their colours Red (yea right, as if any Democratic Socialist/Social Democrat/Labourite will vote Tory), Yellow (with the oxymoron "Liberal Conservative") and his true Blue Colours, oh and of course the Green colours he likes to pretend to were (riding a bike to work while having a car follow you with a clean shirt and flying to the Antartic and back just for a photo seems to be very irresponible in terms of being ecologically and carbon friendly to me....)

David Cameron is about nothing, he only stands for spin and PR and nothing else, and if he ever becomes Prime Minister then Britain will be in a lot of trouble, since I do not believe he has anything beyond words to other the public and once in office he would melt. (though hopefully he will never ever be anywhere near any serious office)

But if he does get in, just remember if you see some thug threaterning you with a knife, just walk up th them, give them a hug and tell them how much you love them and emphesis with them and how you feel their pain and suffering, maybe even give them a little kiss. Who knows, they might bring you a bunch of grapes or some flowers when your in hospital with knife wounds, although it would obviously be brought with your own money from the wallet they stole from you while you were in a bloody puddle on the floor after the thief stabbed you in the stomach while showing them love..............

Random Fact:

Fifty-seven Bic Biros are sold every second - amounting to 100bn since 1950.

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